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You Can’t Do That in Church: 7 Deadly Sins That Could Get You Kicked out of the Pews
Church is a special place and following the rules is part of the game
For some, attending church is a rite of passage. For others, it’s a chance to commune with holy forces. For still others, that weekly excursion is all about being social, catching up with family and friends before going on about the busy day.
No matter how you view church, there are some things you should never, ever, do there. These seven deadly church sins just might get you banned from the pews, so do yourself, and your soul, a favor by avoiding them at all costs.
Watch the big game
It’s a sad irony that church and football happen on the same day, but that’s just the way it is. Watching the big game on your phone while the priest prattles on may seem like a good idea, at least until you get caught.
Recruit for your MLM
If you’re a member of a multilevel marketing organization, the church pews can feel like the perfect hunting ground. Even so, recruiting in the Lord’s house breaks at least a few commandments, so leave that captive audience alone.
