When in doubt, do the Deep State Boogie! It's like the Macarena for conspiracy theorists – catchy, slightly absurd, and everyone thinks they know the moves. Whether it’s blaming Ronald McDonald for global crises or suspecting your neighbor is a lizard person, there's a boogie step for every theory. Remember, when facts fail, dance it out – preferably with a tin foil hat for extra flair. And let's not forget, one conspiracy at a time, please; we wouldn't want to overcrowd the dance floor of absurdity!