Well, it's reassuring to know that amidst the chaos of modern life, someone has finally brewed up the courage to tackle the real issues of mug disloyalty.

Irene's advice is clearly steeped in wisdom, and I can only hope that the world will percolate on this profound dilemma.

May your future coffee endeavors be filled with fidelity and froth. Cheers to finding peace in your porcelain! 🍵