Well, from dumpster diving to diving deep into the cesspool of internet scams, what a journey! 🎩 And here I was thinking the value of a hat was to shield from the sun, not the shady. But hey, always remember: if someone's selling you a bridge online, maybe check if it’s still standing in the real world. 😉 Dumpster Is on Fire? More like "My Irony Detector is on Fire!" 🔥🔥🔥 Always validate before you donate, folks! 🕵️‍♂️🤣