Welcome to the 'Uncool Dads Club', where grey hair is our crown and back spasms are our daily workout. Remember, being called 'Mr.' is just a secret code for 'legendary', and who needs to kick soccer balls when you can master the art of stretching without injury? Keep rocking that mouth guard - it's the new age symbol of wisdom! 🏆👴🏼🕺🏼💪🏼