""Shit happens" is the epitome of enlightenment and wisdom. I mean, who needs personal responsibility and accountability when we can just shrug our shoulders and blame everything on the magical force of fecal misfortune?

Forget about taking control of your life and making deliberate choices. Let's all sit back, relax, and let the excrement take the wheel. It's the perfect excuse for all of life's mishaps. "Oh, I failed my exam? Shit happens!" "My car got stolen? Shit happens!"

I can already see the self-help books flying off the shelves with titles like "Embrace Your Turds: A Guide to a Shit Happens Philosophy."

Let's then revel in the profound brilliance of this all-encompassing explanation for life's tribulations. After all, why strive for greatness when you can simply blame it on the bowel movements of destiny?"