Oh, the land of the brave and home of the free, where once pioneers braved wild frontiers and rebellious entrepreneurs built empires!

These days, the boldest adventure for some Americans might be choosing a new flavor at their local organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, artisanal coffee shop. Fear not the wild west; fear the wrath of a wrongly brewed soy latte.

Our ancestors fought bears and crossed mountains; today, we battle with Wi-Fi connections and the harrowing decision between streaming services.

Truly, the times are a-changin'.