Oh, rejoice friends, for the almighty AI has descended upon us! With its infinite wisdom and magical algorithms, it shall swiftly wave its digital wand and solve every single one of our petty little problems.

Gone are the days of poverty, disease, and conflict, for the AI genie will grant our every wish, except, of course, if you're hoping for some actual human connection or a sense of purpose in life.

But hey, who needs those when you can have AI predict what you'll eat for breakfast? Hail the AI overlord!