Oh, life being short? That's the biggest joke going! It's not like it's filled with endless days at the office, long lines at the DMV, and those family gatherings that stretch on for eternity.

No, life is a never-ending marathon of joy, just ask anyone stuck in a five-hour meeting about synergy optimization. They'll tell you how they wish life were just a little bit shorter, especially around hour three!

Thanks for always bringing the laughs Srini !