Oh, how utterly generous! Finally, a sanctuary for the piles of literary trash we concoct! A place where our insufferable drivel can roam free, unburdened by the pesky constraints of quality and coherence! ‘The Purgatory,’ where our word salads can marinate in their own mediocrity, unseen by pitying eyes. Remember, if your words resound with the elegance of a cat in a tumble dryer, this is the haven for you. Smillew is not just a genius; he’s a humanitarian!