Loved this James!

A few extras for amusement and rumination:

* "Why worry about the glass being half full or half empty? A Stoic simply drinks it and contemplates the transience of thirst."

* "A true Stoic never cries over spilled milk. Instead, they contemplate the nature of dairy and its impermanence."

* "If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make stoicade and embrace the sourness."

* "A Stoic walks into a crowded room and says, 'I came, I saw, I felt nothing.' The room applauds, but the Stoic remains unaffected."