Love this!

You could also consider adding:

* Hire a mariachi band to follow your loved ones around, playing cheerful tunes at the most inconvenient moments. They'll never forget your unique brand of humor.

* Secretly replace all the public Wi-Fi networks with your name. Every time someone asks for the Wi-Fi password, your memory will be resurrected.

* Commission a ridiculously oversized statue of yourself in the most unexpected place, like the middle of a shopping mall or a public restroom.