Here's to you Kyle, the philosophical ninja, dodging social gatherings and existential crises with the grace of a cat avoiding a bath. Keep on being the Lone Ranger of the modern age—just maybe consider adding a splash of color with a neon sock. Life's too short for fifty shades of gray, unless you're a cloud, which, judging by your love for Ohio weather, might just be your spirit animal. Hang in there, Shemp—you're the unsung hero in a world that desperately needs more laughter and less coordination.