"Gossip is the currency of small minds," whispered Eleanor Roosevelt, while Socrates mused, "Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people." "Gossip is the devil's radio," warned George Harrison, as Oscar Wilde cleverly noted, "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." Elbert Hubbard chided, "If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."