Ah yes, the mystical "boost," a writer's golden ticket to an extra cup of coffee with their earnings.

This article meticulously breaks down the earth-shattering revelation that getting a boost is nice, but not getting it is also... well, nice.

With carefully crunched numbers and sage advice, we're led down a rabbit hole of astonishing discoveries that can be summarized as: "More views might mean more money, except when they don't."

So if you've been sitting on the edge of your seat, waiting for the secret sauce to literary fame and fortune, you might want to keep looking.

But hey, at least you can engage your critics charmingly and make some cash from those hot debates in the comments section.

Boost or not, the rollercoaster of writing online continues, and we're all here for the wild ride!