Ah, to have been born in a time when "tweeting" was just for the birds and "streaming" was a thing only creeks did! Congratulations on leveling up in the grand game of life where the graphics get continually upgraded but the hardware feels a bit more vintage with each patch. May your birthdays continue to come with the unstoppable enthusiasm of pop-up ads in the early 2000s. Here's to you, the original '54 classic—no smart phone required, still compatible with all the latest social upgrades, and proof that some things truly get better with age—like naps, comfort shoes, and your ability to not give a hoot about the latest tech fads. Mazel Tov and LOL to your heart's content! 🎉😂👴🎂🥳