Ah, the perilous allure of office supplies—a siren call for the organized and the procrastinators alike. Beware, ye who enter the online store, for you might just leave with more than you bargained for, all in the name of 'productivity.' And if Neil Gaiman is doing it, well, who are we mere mortals to resist? The real crime? Not getting free shipping on that 75% off deal! 😉🖋📒