Ah, the delightful trio: lies, damned lies, and statistics. It's like a comedy show where the performers juggle half-truths, twist reality, and toss around numbers like confetti.

Don't you just love how statistics can magically transform a mediocre argument into a seemingly solid one? It's truly an art form, like convincing yourself that eating an entire pizza counts as a balanced diet because tomatoes are technically a fruit.

So, here's to lies, damned lies, and statistics, the trinity that keeps us on our toes and makes us question everything, except for the fact that laughter is the best response to this statistical charade! :-)